Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pitched the perfect alternative to SantaCon

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pitched the perfect alternative to SantaCon

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2016%2f09%2f16%2f63%2fhttpsd2mhye01h4nj2n.cloudfront.netmediazgkymde1lza2.c97cfBy Adam Rosenberg

When someone asked Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Saturday if she would “pass a law stopping SantaCon,” she hatched a brilliant idea: GrinchCon.

If you’re a city-dweller, you probably know all about SantaCon. Santa-dressed revelers spend an entire day running amok through the streets, drunk and unconcerned about what the real Santa Claus would think of their naughty behavior.

SEE ALSO: SantaCon is back to make you regret moving to the city

GrinchCon, then, is the chill alternative. It’s quiet time. Skip the bar crawl, do the tea and/or coffee crawl instead. Escape the roaring din when an army of Santas takes to the streets.

I’m not sure, but maybe we can look into establishing GrinchCon – a tea + coffee crawl where people can spread peace and quiet everywhere they go 😇 https://t.co/rvuvf2qVLu

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) December 8, 2018

A great response and a great idea, especially since legislating SantaCon isn’t really possible. It’s good general advice, too: when the loud world outside gets to be too much, stay at home or find a quiet place to just exist for a while.

Unsurprisingly for the neverending and so-very-extra 2018, lots of people seemed into the idea of a GrinchCon. (There were also plenty of MAGAs on hand to bash the young politician, because of reasons.)

This is a good response, React against something annoying by creating sensible in its place.

— Hunter Felt (@HunterFelt) December 8, 2018

Maybe AOC is on to something here. Sign me the hell up for GrinchCon 2019.

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