Merry Christmas! We put Gritty in a bunch of holiday classics

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Merry Christmas! We put Gritty in a bunch of holiday classics

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Merry Gritmas!
Merry Gritmas!

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2017%2f05%2f02%2fd1%2fangiehanheadshothighres3.50ab4By Angie Han

If there’s one thing to be said for this garbage year, it’s that at least it gave us Gritty.

Terrifying yet endearing, with wild eyes and a wide fixed grin, the orange mascot may have begun life as a Philadelphia Flyers mascot, but he’s since grown into so much more. He’s a meme, a Halloween costume, an antifa icon—to put it simply, Gritty is the gift that keeps on giving.

SEE ALSO: It’s a very special Gritty Halloween

And there’s certainly no reason for that to stop now that we’re in the season of giving. Gritty was made for Christmas! Christmas was made for Gritty! So without further ado, we present to you the 12 days of Gritty.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

12 Grittys grumping…

Honestly tho, Gritty would never.

Honestly tho, Gritty would never.

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… 11 Grittys gliding…

The Grits of Gritmas past!

The Grits of Gritmas past!

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… 10 Grittys pranking…

Gritty is gonna fuck shit up.

Gritty is gonna fuck shit up.

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… 9 Grits believing…

Gritty is real.

Gritty is real.

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… 8 Grits a-gifting…

“You’ll shoot your terrifying googly eye out!”

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… 7 Grits regretting…

James Stewart gets it.

James Stewart gets it.

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… 6 Grits escaping… 

This one is for all you

This one is for all you “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” people.

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… 5 orange flings…

Gritty wouldn't have picked up the phone. We're just saying.

Gritty wouldn’t have picked up the phone. We’re just saying.

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… 4 Gritty firs…

The true meaning of Christmas... is Gritty.

The true meaning of Christmas… is Gritty.

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… 3 Grit friends… 

Will Ferrell's fixed smile has nothing on Gritty's.

Will Ferrell’s fixed smile has nothing on Gritty’s.

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… 2 Gritty subs…

The only thing better than Gritty? Two Grittys.

The only thing better than Gritty? Two Grittys.

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… And a mascot in an orgy

We are so, so sorry, everyone.

We are so, so sorry, everyone.

Image: Bob Al-Greene / Mashable

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